Two boys were walking home from church after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue." "Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!" "What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?" Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. He soon begins to design and build improvements. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. Saint Peter checks his dossier and not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. "Wouldn't you know it," Johnny fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up."Īn engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. As they are walking, the husband calls out, "Watch out for the wall!" A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They open the casket and find that the women is actually alive. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. I think I'm going to have a wife."Ī funeral service is being held in a chuch for a woman who has just passed away. Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and to have the two as close together as possible.Ī Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"Īnnie replied, "Because people are sleeping"Īt Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. And of course, NO banner ads and NO pop-ups ever on any SwapMeetDave web pages!Ī kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. Here is a nice little collection of hilarious church and Sunday school stories, funny ministers and sermons, zany Bible translations, religious humor and even some cartoons and animations. Best clean religious, church, Sunday school, minister, and Bible jokes and humor ever!Ĭlean Religious, Church, Sunday School, Minister, and Bible Jokes
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